Carmen’s 7am Crank Call: Divorce Dues

Carmen is calling because someone owes the law office money for services. She has to let the guy know he has a SERIOUS balance due from his divorce. Maybe Carmen should read the papers before […]

Chicago’s B96–01/30/2015


Carmen’s 7am Crank Call: The Handy-Man

Carmen received a recommendation for a handyman. She is calling him to build a stage for a special show she’s putting on with dancers. He needs to repair ASAP because a dancer created a hole in the […]

Chicago’s B96–01/29/2015

Catch Carmen weekdays @ 7am

Carmen’s 7am Crank Call: Leo Tard Sugardaddy

Carmen is calling for some dance lessons in search for her future Sugardaddy. She tries and tried to get help from Leo, Corey, Dan and Matt! Geez. After calling back, she doesn’t receive any assistance on choreography. Do […]

Chicago’s B96–01/28/2015


Carmen’s 7am Crank Call: Tasing Treatment

Carmen is calling because she wants to protect herself…oh and she caught her man cheating. But..She wants the super cute one that’s pink! She wants to teach him a little lesson. Will they let her […]

Chicago’s B96–01/27/2015


Carmen’s 7am Crank Call: Sitter Set-up

Carmen is calling a babysitter to see if she’s free to sit for the weekend. A friend referred the sitter to Carmen, but told her that she was French. Carmen goes a little too far […]

Chicago’s B96–01/26/2015


Carmen’s 7am Crank Call: Property Management

Carmen is calling a property manger because she needs some of her property to be managed. Not the entire house, only the back yard. Her neighbor’s pet keeps creeping onto the grass. Will the agent be […]

Chicago’s B96–01/23/2015


Carmen’s 7am Crank Call: Jail Insurance

Carmen is calling a life insurance agent. The only problem is the person who needs a plan is locked up! I guess he realized he might be there for a while…this policy might be put to […]

Chicago’s B96–01/22/2015


Carmen’s 7am Crank Call: She’s Got EMT

Carmen is calling an EMT this morning because she wants to know what her future is looking like. I think she’s looking for someone with ESP?? Carmen is too focused on her guilty conscience. She can’t […]

Chicago’s B96–01/21/2015


Carmen’s 7am Crank Call: Hangover Helper

Carmen is calling because she needs a place that serves breakfast ALL day. After a late late LATE night, we all need something to soak up that drinkage and gain back that energy from dancing. The […]

Chicago’s B96–01/20/2015


Carmen’s 7am Crank Call: Cooking Controversy

Carmen is calling because she is looking for a chef. However, she wants to know one detail about this chef’s specialty…why doesn’t she cook with meat or gluten?? Carmen lays it down and lets her […]

Chicago’s B96–01/19/2015



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