Carmen

Carmen’s 7am Crank Call: Cadillacs

Today Carmen is calling an EYE doctor because she needs service done to her Cadillac.  I think she means Cataracts…lol  

Chicago’s B96–20 hours ago

Carmen’s 7am Crank Call: VHS Tapes

Today Carmen is calling because she wants to buy some old movies.  There seems to be a miscommunication though, he’s selling VHS tapes, Carmen thinks its Super Hero Capes!  

Chicago’s B96–2012/05/30

Carmen’s 7am Crank Call: The Mistress

This morning Carmen is calling the woman who is messing around with her husband.  Carmen should check the number she’s dialing to make sure she got a hold of the right mistress!!  

Chicago’s B96–2012/05/29

Carmen’s 7am Crank Call: Reading Glasses

This morning Carmen is calling to get some reading GLASSES.  The woman thinks Carmen’s confused because she teaches reading CLASSES.  Carmen…confused…no way?!?!…lol.  

Chicago’s B96–2012/05/25

Carmen’s 7am Crank Call: Phone Problems

Today Carmen is calling from the phone company because there have been some problems with the phone lines in the area.  This guy won’t give Carmen a straight answer and its starting to make her [...]

Chicago’s B96–2012/05/24

Carmen’s 7am Crank Call: Appraisal

Today Carmen is calling a real estate agent to tell them the results of their appraisal aaaaand some other important information!!    

Chicago’s B96–2012/05/21

• Carmen’s 7am Crank Call: Motorcycle Chicago’s B96–2012/05/18
• Carmen’s 7am Crank Call: Foot Massage Chicago’s B96–2012/05/17
• Carmen’s 7am Crank Call: Human Resources Chicago’s B96–2012/05/16
• Carmen’s 7am Crank Call: Dream Interpreter Chicago’s B96–2012/05/15

more