Carmen just realized her prescription for Plan B pills were switched with sleeping pills…uh oh!!!
Carmen’s calling a guy who’s waiting for his granite counters to come in for his new kitchen. Carmen is updating him on the status of his delivery…the granite is coming a little later than he […]
” size=”normal” download=”false” name=”7am Crank Call” artist=”Carmen”] Carmen is calling the Aquarium specialist because one of her fishies in the tank is a little too aggressive….it looks like it’s from the hoods of Lake Michigan…lol
Carmen is calling to cancel an appointment she has with a married man. The man’s WIFE picks up and Carmen lets her know she’s been her husband’s romance counselor for a few years!
Carmen is looking to demolish her house…and what’s that thing people use to tear down houses…you know that thing…the thing that people use to…LMAO…Oh Carmen!!!
Today Carmen is calling up a gentlemen that made a complaint while getting his car wash. I guess someone took the change out of his car. Don’t worry about it sir…Carmen FIRED the guy!! Oh wait, […]
Carmen calls from a meat shop to inform a Groom-to-be about the menu change for his wedding. The Beef Tenderloin isn’t so tender, so Carmen offers up a unique alternative for the main course…Let’s just […]
Carmen wants her neighborhood to be nice and clean with no litter!!! So to help her city she decides to call a literacy coach…get it?? lol
Carmen is calling a real estate agent because she ran into one of their signs after a rough night. It’s obviously THEIR fault for posting the sign-up and wants them to pay the medical bills…and […]
Carmen is making the dreaded phone call that the hair stylist has to cancel their appointment. Only problem is the customer doesn’t know about the cancellation fee…rules are rules!