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Server Gets $1000 Tip From Stanger For Vacation

jasoncage — Wed, 22 May 2013 01:34:49 +0000

After mentioning to the customer that she had an Italian family and eight years of art education but had never been to Italy, she got a big surprise.

“This man who we have never seen before tipped her $1000 dollars for a trip to Italy. Walked out, not another word!”

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VIDEO: Wife Busted Cheating – Half Naked Guy Caught Climbing Out Window!

jasoncage — Mon, 20 May 2013 23:46:57 +0000

Woman busted cheating then the half naked guy is seen crawling out the window with a sheet! They were on the deck! He could have just used the front door. Lessons learned the hard way.

Watch the video here!

VIDEO: Crazy Shot of One World Trade Center Spire Install

jasoncage — Sat, 11 May 2013 16:27:16 +0000

The Sears Tower (The Willy!) is no longer the tallest in the western hemisphere! One World Trade Center in NYC, built at the sight of the Sept 11 attacks has taken the title. It’s decorative spire brings its total height to a symbolic 1,776 feet!

Watch the CRAZY HIGH install video here. I’m dizzy.

Video: Intern Amy Eats Spiced Worms

jasoncage — Sat, 11 May 2013 01:32:18 +0000

Our production guy Josh R brought these in. Why he has them, I have no idea. I hear some cultures love it. Amy is not that culture.

Should Teachers Get Fired for These Bikini Pics?!

jasoncage — Thu, 09 May 2013 23:44:19 +0000

Pretty sure the first thing they teach you at teaching school, is try to keep your clothes on. Every kid with Google will find the pics in 45 seconds or less. Looks like a trend is forming with teachers who skipped that day in class.

Story Number 1

A former Martin County High School English teacher in Florida said she lost her job after one of her racy modeling photos came to the attention of the school’s principal. Woops. Her response

I am more than comfortable shooting TASTEFUL nudes for the right projects.

See her pics here

Story Number 2

Theresa Illgen, 23, a student teacher, was asked not to return to the high school where she was teaching after she participated in a Sl#%Walk (rhymes with Flut) protest on the New Mexico State University campus and had a picture of herself wearing a bra on the front page of the local newspaper!

See her pics here

Oh and see what’s going on with the one who got canned back in 09′ for bikini pics. Hint: It rhymes with “worn star” here

If You Look At This Pic Of Kendall Jenner In A Bikini You Are A Creep

jasoncage — Tue, 30 Apr 2013 00:34:33 +0000

Yeah yeah she tweeted it..

You Hear What Happened to That B*#S% Sorority Sister?

jasoncage — Fri, 26 Apr 2013 18:46:33 +0000

Surely you read the INSANE email the Sorority sister sent out to all the members including:

I’ve been getting texts on texts about people LITERALLY being so f***ing AWKWARD and so f***ing BORING

and

If you’re reading this right now and saying to yourself “But … I’ve been having so much fun with my sisters this week!”, then punch yourself in the face right now so that I don’t have to f***ing find you on campus to do it myself.”

Yeahhh well now she is going to have to find new ways to get into Frat parties.

Read the email that was posted when she got canned.

INSIDE CAR VIDEO: Drug Addict Steals Car And Crashes it

jasoncage — Thu, 25 Apr 2013 02:11:42 +0000

Bath Salts sound like a good idea until you end up with your face in an airbag. Later it is said he was hit by a car running in traffic and is in the hospital.

Crack is wack.

Intern Amy High School Love Notes #3

Nikki — Fri, 19 Apr 2013 00:11:11 +0000

Intern Amy found her box of old notes from High School. We are posting one a day. Like this one and this one.

Can’t figure out if this is a love note or hate?

Interview With The Guy Who Aided The Man With The Exposed Shin Bone After Bombing

jasoncage — Thu, 18 Apr 2013 03:11:09 +0000

I LOVE THIS GUY!! I need to buy him a drink. He was across the street when the explosion happened and was one of the first to run over and start helping the seriously wounded. He was the guy who was seen wheeling the poor guy who had the exposed shin bone that went viral on the web to safety.

*warning* his story may be graphic for some.

Illinois About To Pass Medical Wacky Backy?

jasoncage — Thu, 18 Apr 2013 01:57:50 +0000

(Unrelated photo of Snoop) Looks like it got enough votes in the House to move on to the Senate. You can’t just run out with a cough and get a Doc to write you a note for it though. There are specific medical conditions you must have first:

Cancer, Glaucoma, Positive status for human immunodeficiency virus, Acquired immune deficiency syndrome, Hepatitis C, Amyotrophic lateral sclerosis, Crohn’s disease, Agitation of Alzheimer’s disease, Nail patella

Are just some of the possible ailments that may end up in the law and could land you a devil’s lettuce prescription. Marijuana has been shown to reduce pain.

Get the full scoop here.

Intern Amy High School Love Notes #2

jasoncage — Thu, 18 Apr 2013 00:26:56 +0000

Intern Amy found her box of old notes from High School. We are posting one a day. Mostly the ones from AFTER she dumped a guy.

This guy made her a collage!!

Collage = Cute or Creepy?!?

Intern Amy’s High School Love Notes #1

jasoncage — Wed, 17 Apr 2013 00:43:52 +0000

Amy got lots of love notes in High School (by love I mean hate notes.) We are posting one a day.

She says:

Don’t listen to Jason, these are not from 200, these are only from 2 guys. They are “love” notes but more like hate notes from boyfriends in high school my junior and senior year. As you can see my one boyfriend didn’t have anything nice to say which I don’t understand because he was the mean one! So don’t listen to the notes….

Read the first one here. You might want to save it to your computer and zoom in on it. It’s chicken scratch.

Sour patch kids?

B96 9 Most Wanted Welcomes Little Mix

Rebecca Ortiz — Thu, 11 Apr 2013 03:00:32 +0000

The B96 9 Most Wanted welcomes Little Mix’s “Wings” to tonight’s countdown! Find out who else made the cut because of your votes below:

B96 9 Most Wanted for 04/10/13:

9- Pitbull feautring Christina Aguilera “Feel This Moment”

8- Justin Bieber featuring Ludacris “All Around The World”

7- Macklemore featuring Ryan Lewis “Thrift Shop”

6- Little Mix “Wings”

5- Swedish House Mafia “Don’t You Worry Child”

4- Krewella “Alive”

3- Maroon 5 featuring Adam Levine “Daylight”

2- P!nk featuring Fun. “Just Give Me A Reason”

1- Mackelmore featuring Ryan Lewis “Can’t Hold Us”

B96 Top 8 at 8 : Come & Get It Selena Gomez

Rebecca Ortiz — Thu, 11 Apr 2013 02:00:52 +0000

New music from Selena Gomez is burning up tonight’s Top 8 at 8…but she wasn’t #1?! Find out who had just a little more heat according to your votes below:

B96 Top 8 at 8 for 04/10/13:

8- Swedish House Mafia “Don’t You Worry Child”

7- Cher Lloyd “With UR Love”

6- Calvin Harris featuring Florence Welsh “Sweet Nothing”

5- P!nk featuring Fun. “Just Give Me A Reason”

4- Maroon 5 featuring Adam Levina “Daylight”

3- Selena Gomez “Come & Get It”

2- Justin Timberlake featuring Jay-Z “Suit & Tie”

1- Macklemore featuring Ryan Lewis “Can’t Hold Us”

PRANK: The Drive Thru Headless Prank

jasoncage — Mon, 08 Apr 2013 23:52:19 +0000

First there was the invisible driver drive through prank, now they have stepped up their game with the headless drive through prank.

Barbie Without Makeup

jasoncage — Sat, 06 Apr 2013 17:01:43 +0000

What Ken really wakes up to every morning. Scrub off the eye shadow and lip gloss, give her some real hips and you get this.

See Barbie Without Makeup

Tell Me This Pic Of Bradley Cooper With A Perm Ruins It For You

jasoncage — Sat, 06 Apr 2013 01:28:17 +0000

He speaks 15 languages, gives back rubs with his mind and I’m pretty sure can make a woman pregnant by sound alone. Maybe now the sight of Grandma curlers and perm hair will ruin his appeal and give the rest of us a fighting chance…maybe.

Check out Brads new head

Intern Amy’s Spray On Calf Muscle!

jasoncage — Fri, 05 Apr 2013 03:24:09 +0000

Amy had her friend do spray tan calf muscles!! She says:

I’m tired of people saying how skinny I am and I don’t even work out, so I had my friend spray me on some calf muscles. I think it looks great and I don’t even have to work out for these muscles. So have fun sweating in the gym!!

Now she is getting haters!!

Look legit?

NO APRIL FOOLS: Airline To Charge By How Much You Weigh!

jasoncage — Wed, 03 Apr 2013 00:48:51 +0000

A Somoan airline has decided to start having passengers hop on a scale to determine how much the ticket should cost. TECHNICALLY it does cost more to hold a bigger person in the air than a smaller person. Airlines have been charging larger passengers for two seats for years, some argue.

Intern Derick says why stop there!! There is more of you to rub than me so why pay the same price for a massage? Toll roads should charge more since I’m using less of the road than you!! We don’t talk to Derick much.

Love to read your thoughts.

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