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Carmen's Crank Calls on B96 with The J Show

Carmen's Crank Calls on B96 with The J Show

A podcast including the prank calls from the Carmen's Crank Calls segment on The J Show -- J Niice, Showbiz Shelly,and Producer Gabe -- every weekday morning on Chicago's B96 radio!
  • Monday, June 27th
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    Carmen's Crank Call on B96: Nanny Love (06/27/2016)

    02:27
    Carmen is calling her friend's nanny because she's looking for the local gossip. She wants to make sure that the kids she watches have the same dad. Will the nanny spill the beans?
  • Thursday, May 26th
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    Carmen's Crank Call on B96: Rosie Redheads (05/26/2016)

    02:19
    Carmen is calling because she's ready to go to the Great Gatsby party, but she wants to know who is going! Will she be able to find out who put their tickets on hold?
  • Monday, May 23rd
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    Carmen's Crank Call on B96: Cheesecake Thief (05/23/2016)

    02:32
    Carmen is calling because she wants to know who stole her cheesecake! She wants her entire family to get a stomach x-ray TODAY. Will the hospital be able to help her?
  • Wednesday, May 18th
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    Carmen's Crank Call on B96: Popped Posicle (05/18/2016)

    02:35
    Carmen is calling because she's got beef with the ice cream man! She thinks he shorted her son on some change. There's NO way that ice cream cost THAT much!! Will she get her change back?
  • Tuesday, May 17th
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    Carmen's Crank Call on B96: Holy Cash (05/17/2016)

    02:21
    Carmen is calling because she saw someone take photos of their church. Carmen saw she's posted it on social media without their permission! Will Carmen get her to give her a donation?!
  • Thursday, May 12th
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    Carmen's Crank Call on B96: Exchange Please (05/12/2016)

    02:12
    Carmen is trying to return some jeans. They were ripped and Carmen is NOT happy. Why is there a big hole in her pants?!
  • Tuesday, May 10th
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    Carmen's Crank Call on B96: Radio Intern (05/10/2016)

    02:21
    Carmen is calling a potential intern. However, she wants her to help around Big Al's...not the radio station. Carmen's so close to convincing her! Maybe she'll see some radio people at night to network with?
  • Monday, May 9th
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    Carmen's Crank Call on B96: Grandfather Clock (05/09/2016)

    02:00
    Carmen is calling because she's interested in the grandfather clock for sale! However, she doesn't want the clock...she wants the grandfather, you know to take care of her yard. Will he add the grandmother in the purchase?
  • Friday, May 6th
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    Carmen's Crank Call on B96: Cheesecake Drake (05/06/2016)

    02:46
    Carmen is calling to complain about a fight that broke out at the restaurant! Carmen thought it was entertaining so she filmed it and wants to tell the hostess EVERYTHING! How did she not hear about it?!
  • Thursday, May 5th
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    Carmen's Crank Call on B96: The Service Sucks (05/05/2016)

    02:29
    Carmen is calling to follow-up to see how the cellphone service is. She wasn't able to reach the executive. Will the assistant be able to help with the questions?!
  • Wednesday, May 4th
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    Carmen's Crank Call on B96: Boxing Boxer (05/04/2016)

    02:44
    Carmen is calling to see if she can get this boxer to help her pack! Will this guy be the able to get everything in the box?
  • Tuesday, May 3rd
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    Carmen's Crank Call on B96: Hipster Bash (05/03/2016)

    02:27
    Carmen is calling from a management company of the apartment building. Looks like there was a HUGE rager and the neighbors are NOT happy. Will he own up to it?
  • Thursday, April 28th
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    Carmen's Crank Call on B96: Shotgun Wedding (04/28/2016)

    02:45
    Carmen is calling to give some bad news. She has to tell him his marriage license is FAKE. Will the city clerk's office help him find a new wife?
  • Wednesday, April 27th
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    Carmen's Crank Call on B96: Frisbee Fiasco (04/27/2016)

    02:43
    Carmen is calling to yell at the frisbee players! STAND BACK...They hit her son in the head when he was playing in the park. Will he apologize?
  • Monday, April 25th
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    Carmen's Crank Call on B96: Working On My Fitness (04/25/2016)

    02:54
    Carmen needs to get a statement from a personal trainer. Her client NEVER lost any weight and was paying her for NOTHING. Will Carmen fire her??
  • Friday, April 22nd
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    Carmen's Crank Call on B96: Do You Know Who You're Talking To? (04/22/2016)

    02:50
    Carmen needs to talk to the CEO. NO BODY ELSE! When the secretary picks up...will she understand that's talking to CARMEN? Let her through!
  • Thursday, April 21st
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    Carmen's Crank Call on B96: Stress Relief Gone Wrong (04/21/2016)

    03:00
    Carmen's got some BIG issues this morning. She's been under HIGH stress and thought a dance class would relax her. Did the instructor instruct her into MORE chaos?
  • Wednesday, April 20th
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    Carmen's Crank Call on B96: Hire Me! (04/20/2016)

    02:40
    Carmen is calling a convenient store to see if they're hiring and to see if they can answer other unrelated questions. How will Carmen get to work?
  • Tuesday, April 19th
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    Carmen's Crank Call on B96: Room Service (04/19/2016)

    02:48
    Carmen is calling to help clean up an apartment. She hears its VERY messy. However, the roommate made the call. Did Carmen get set up in the middle??
  • Monday, April 18th
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    Carmen's Crank Call on B96: You're The Baddest Around (04/18/2016)

    02:35
    Carmen is calling a girl to recruit her for a job. Let's see if she'll take the nightlife job at Sugar Daddies. Carmen has a BIG offer. Will she live on the wildside?
  • Friday, April 15th
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    Carmen's Crank Call on B96: WELCOME! (04/15/2016)

    02:39
    Carmen is calling to welcome the new neighbors! She wants to give the the who's-who so she knows what's up. Will she stay away from the jerks?!
  • Thursday, April 14th
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    Carmen's Crank Call on B96: High School Reunion (04/14/2016)

    02:53
    Carmen is calling because she'll be in town to see her friend from high school! However, it seems like she has the wrong number. Why does a woman keep picking up his phone??
  • Wednesday, April 13th
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    Carmen's Crank Call on B96: Stuntman Stuntman (04/13/2016)

    02:09
    Carmen is calling because it's her birthday this weekend! She wants to STUNT of these beeees. However, I don't think this stuntman understands what she's trying to do....
  • Tuesday, April 12th
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    Carmen's Crank Call on B96: Doggie Dentist (04/12/2016)

    02:47
    Carmen is calling because she believes there's a HUGE mistake!! She wants the vet to explain why it costs SO much to get a teeth cleaning for her puppy. Will they give her a discount?
  • Monday, April 11th
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    Carmen's Crank Call on B96: An Offer He Can't Refuse (04/11/2016)

    02:34
    Carmen is calling because she wants to snag this package to spring training! It includes EVERYTHING including airfare. Will he take Carmen's offer!?
  • Friday, April 8th
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    Carmen's Crank Call on B96: Chicken Farm (04/08/2016)

    02:12
    Carmen is calling for someone who's looking to help with her business. This guy is a word processor...will he be able to use his skills to be a chicken processor?! LOL.
  • Thursday, April 7th
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    Carmen's Crank Call on B96: Cellphone Code (04/07/2016)

    02:32
    Carmen is calling because she cracked her husband's cellphone code. But before she was ready to attach the cheater her dog ate the phone!! Will they be able to get the phone out of Peanuts?
  • Wednesday, April 6th
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    Carmen's Crank Call on B96: Your Music Sux (04/06/2016)

    02:36
    Carmen is calling from a music service. She needs to know what the customers favorite artists are. Will Carmen know who they're talking about?!
  • Tuesday, April 5th
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    Carmen's Crank Call on B96: Stop Using Water! (04/05/2016)

    02:34
    Carmen is calling from the water department! These residents have been using MASSIVE amounts of water. They gotta stop! Will they explain why she showers so much?
  • Monday, April 4th
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    Carmen's Crank Call on B96: Event Planning Problems (04/04/2016)

    02:46
    Carmen is calling from her event planning company. A billionaire conference is going on...she needs people to help direct guests to their seats. Remember, do NOT talk to them! Will he take the job?
  • Friday, April 1st
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    Carmen's Crank Call on B96: You Gotta Walk! (04/01/2016)

    02:00
    Carmen is calling from the train station. She wants to let the customer they have canceled her trip. Will she be able to squeeze on the early ride?
  • Thursday, March 31st
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    Carmen's Crank Call on B96: Soda Stains (03/31/2016)

    02:52
    Carmen is calling from the dryer cleaners! The stain in the customers garments are impossible to get out...she wants the person who did this to pay for it! Will they cough up the cash?!
  • Wednesday, March 30th
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    Carmen's Crank Call on B96: Comedy Club (03/30/2016)

    02:53
    Carmen is calling from a comedy club! Looks like the business is booming...but the show is OVER BOOKED. Will the attendee be okay that he can't go anymore??
  • Monday, March 28th
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    Carmen's Crank Call on B96: Where's The Watch? (03/28/2016)

    02:06
    Carmen is calling from a funeral home. She works there...they caught someone steal a WATCH!! Did she find the thief??
  • Thursday, March 24th
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    Carmen's Crank Call on B96: Weighing Tables (03/24/2016)

    02:41
    Carmen's calling to get a new job. Waiting tables doesn't seem that hard. Where will she get a scale that big??  
  • Wednesday, March 23rd
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    Carmen's Crank Call on B96: Dog Walking Babies (03/23/2016)

    02:38
    Carmen wants to breed her dog, Peanut with a rich dog! Carmen wants her princess to be with a dog with money. Will the dog walker be able set up a date??
  • Tuesday, March 22nd
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    Carmen's Crank Call on B96: Time To Get Jacked (03/22/2016)

    02:01
    Carmen is calling to see if this woman wants a weight management supplement! Will she get JaAAaACKED!?
  • Monday, March 21st
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    Carmen's Crank Call on B96: Know Yourself Know Your Worth (03/21/2016)

    02:18
    Carmen is trying to figure out her net worth. Maybe her can of Aqua Net and fishnet stockings will boost her up! Will they be able to tell Carmen what she's worth??
  • Friday, March 18th
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    Carmen's Crank Call on B96: Snapchat Seduction (03/18/2016)

    02:12
    Carmen is calling to confront the woman that's trying to seduce her husband! Will the other woman know that Alejandro is married??
  • Wednesday, March 16th
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    Carmen's Crank Call on B96: Unacceptable Service (03/16/16)

    02:26
    Carmen is calling from a restaurant to tell them that she was treated poorly! When she confronts them will they apologize?
  • Tuesday, March 15th
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    Carmen's Crank Call on B96: Exit Polls (03/15/2016)

    02:37
    Carmen is calling because she wants to help volunteer for exit polling. Will her parole officer add this to her community service??
  • Monday, March 14th
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    Carmen's Crank Call on B96: Collect Call (3/14/2016)

    02:51
    Carmen is calling to transfer a collect call. She didn't call, but wait...she didn't call her either. Operator...who's calling who?
  • Friday, March 11th
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    Carmen's Crank Call on B96: Computer Repair (03/11/2016)

    02:43
    Carmen is calling because she needs her computer to be fixed FAST! She has NO idea what these questions mean. Why is he asking her if he's the expert?!
  • Thursday, March 10th
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    Carmen's Crank Call on B96: Cash Deposit (03/10/16)

    02:26
    Carmen is calling from the liquor delivery office. She needs her money noooow! Will she cancel the order??
  • Wednesday, March 9th
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    Carmen's Crank Call on B96: Wedding Cake (03/09/2016)

    02:38
    Carmen is calling to make a cake for this couple! She wants to show off her LGBTQ pride, but did she's made a mistake!?
  • Tuesday, March 8th
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    Carmen's Crank Call on B96: Dog Hunter (03/08/2016)

    02:09
    Carmen is looking for a dog. But first she wants to know more about the puppies before she buys one. What's so GREAT about a Great Dane??
  • Monday, March 7th
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    Carmen's Crank Call on B96: Hot Date (03/07/2016)

    02:14
    Carmen is calling because she needs her husband to leave the house! She has a hot date tonight, but she wants her man OUT. Will they put him in a hotel?
  • Thursday, March 3rd
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    Carmen's Crank Call on B96: Car Troubles (03/03/2016)

    02:49
    Carmen is calling from the car repair shop! She has to care some bad news...they don't kill bugs...they fix cars. Can the client explain to Carmen her VW Bug is a car??
  • Wednesday, March 2nd
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    Carmen's Crank Call on B96: Kissing Booth (03/02/2016)

    02:30
    Carmen is calling to get a booth at this event. Will they approve the kissing booth??
  • Tuesday, March 1st
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    Carmen's Crank Call on B96: Show Me The Money (03/01/2016)

    02:52
    Carmen is calling because she needs to collect this money. But she needs to double check that she owes Joe the money...or wait does Joe owe HER the money??
  • Monday, February 29th
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    Carmen's Crank Call on B96: Customer Service (02/29/2016)

    02:41
    Carmen is calling to follow up on a customer service bill. He said his bill was too high! Will he explain to Carmen why he's so angry?t
  • Friday, February 26th
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    Carmen's Crank Call on B96: Lost Card (02/26/2016)

    02:26
    Carmen is calling the bar she was at last night and doesn't remember much. She forgot her card, but she can't remember the guy she was having drinks with! Will the bar have her card?? She needs to buy groceries!
  • Thursday, February 25th
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    Carmen's Crank Call on B96: Office Party (02/25/16)

    02:18
    Carmen's calling from her restaurant to arrange the PERFECT office party. Carmen wants to make sure that they get the special that is better than ALL the other places! But what day is it??
  • Wednesday, February 24th
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    Carmen's Crank Call on B96: Wash Away The Evidence (02/24/2016)

    02:55
    Carmen is calling a mobile car wash to see if they can help her wash her car! She needs help rubbing off her run in with her cheating husband...or what's left of him. Ick. Will they get on this fast??
  • Monday, February 22nd
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    Carmen's Crank Call on B96: Wino Adventures (02/22/2016)

    02:25
    Carmen is wants to go on a wine safari. But she found out he husband was cheating on her so we wants to drop him off in the wild. Will they help a girl out??
  • Thursday, February 18th
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    Carmen's Crank Call on B96: Carmen's Website (02/18/2016)

    02:35
    Carmen is calling to boost her new website!! She's doing personal training...in the nude! Ew. Is that weird??
  • Wednesday, February 17th
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    Carmen's Crank Call on B96: Bad Business Bureau (02/17/2016)

    02:48
    Carmen is calling to clear up if this guy remembers the handy work he completed. It states he "doesn't remember." Will Carmen get the true story?
  • Tuesday, February 16th
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    Carmen's Crank Call on B96: Cable Guy (02/16/2016)

    02:24
    Carmen is calling the cable company because she is looking to rearrange some wires. Will he pay for her cable?
  • Thursday, February 11th
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    Carmen's Crank Call on B96: Don't Be Calling MY Man (02/11/2016)

    02:43
    Carmen is calling the ex-girlfriend to let her know what's up! She's dating Oliver and he tells Carmen that she's NOT over him. Will Carmen lay down the law?
  • Wednesday, February 10th
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    Carmen's Crank Call on B96: Razor Mania (02/10/2016)

    02:11
    Carmen is calling from the 75 Cent Shave Club. They're a little bit duller, a little bit cheaper, but they get the job done. Will she ever reach Sam?

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