Twas the night before JingleBash, and all through the town,
The Mendes Army was stirring; they just couldn’t calm down.
Shawn was rehearsing his opening act,
Warming his chords, so his voice wouldn’t crack.
Harmonizers were nestled all snug in their beds,
While “Work from Home” raged on in their heads.
They dreamt of the outfits, the dance moves galore,
Excited to see what their girls have in store.
The moon shined bright on Allstate below,
The stage, all lit up in a bright golden glow,
Tickets all gone, the website completely bare,
If you didn’t buy yours, talk about a nightmare.
“Cake By the Ocean” will play, and Joe Jonas will sing.
And no one really knows what Cole Whittle’s outfit will bring.
DNCE always knows how to work the crowd.
You’ll sing, you’ll dance, you’ll scream out loud!
From electro to pop, to contemporary R&B.
Alessia Cara will have you feeling free.
From “Scars to your Beautiful,” to “Wild Things.”
Her voice will lift the crowd like angel wings.
One Republic will have you “counting stars”,
But please don’t forget your drinks at the bar.
The crowd will loose it when The Chainsmokers sing “Closer.”
Let’s just hope the speaker doesn’t make Alex Pall fall over.
Up next we have G-Eazy… and Britney Spears too.
Their performance together, will make you go “ooh.”
The Queen of Pop, back in Chicago this December,
to put on a show, you’ll be sure to remember.
If you don’t know by now, the show will be “bomb.”
Check out the full lineup at www.jinglebash.com
When you wake up in the morning, you’ll hear concertgoers cry
“Happy Jingle Bash to all, it’s ‘gunna be so lit, we can’t even lie.”