Just a heads up, if you say any of these to a guy, you probably blew it.

1. I like guys like you, guys with big muscles freak me out.
2. I’ve only been with (any number over 5) guys
3. My Ex used to __________
4. I like a guy who is willing to support a girl and let her stay at home.
5. I cheated on my ex
6. Your Mom, Friend, Sibling, Dog is a major beeeyotch
7. I dunno, I’m happy not having a job.
8. It’s just weird, I’m typically attracted to guys (anything other than him)
9. I’m still best friends with my Ex.
10. What do you mean you don’t want to take me home, you do like girls right?
11. I want a baby by _____ age
12. I want to be married by _____ age
13. I already have my wedding dress picked out