“If I smear glitter on my face, you don’t have a choice — you will be more attracted to me.” -Ke$ha (EW)” Even though Ke$ha gives the impression that she has no idea what’s going on at any given moment, she has still managed to dish out some shocking words of wisdom while being interviewed or tweeting carelessly to her fans. She doesn’t feel like she needs to explain her actions to anyone, and doesn’t care to know what people think of her either.

There are so many gems to pick from. Here are ten of the best quotes from Ke$ha!

“Somebody sent me their tooth, which I now wear as an earring. It’s a molar, I think. I love it when people send me body parts.” — Ke$ha (Rolling Stone)

“Jack Daniels is an anti—bacterial and it’s way better than morning breath. Let me put it this way, if you wake up naked in a bathtub and you have the choice between rinsing out with Jack Daniels or trying to make out with some dude with morning breath, I would recommend picking up the Jack.” — Ke$ha (Vanity Fair)

“Like, I have a belief that if I wear my placenta in a necklace there’s a possibility of me … being psychic.” — Ke$ha (Interview magazine via Idolator)

“I want to make out with the fat guy from The Hangover…He’s amazing. I like big, fat guys with beards that wear thick glasses.” — Ke$ha (The Morning Mash Up)

“I like to scuba dive, and I’ve done it all over the world. I’ve doven … Doven? … Diven? I’ve been diving with whales and sharks and into shipwrecks and into caves. I’m pretty much a pirate.” — Ke$ha (MTV Buzzworthy)

“If you come to a live show, it’s a sensory assault. You will leave covered in sweat, beer, glitter, and, just maybe, you’ll get a special edition Ke$ha condom. If it breaks, you have to name your daughter or son after me.” — Ke$ha (Billboard)

“Hangin’ with a carny. It tells me those turkey legs at the renaissance festival are made out of emu. Is that legal?” — Ke$ha via Twitter

On presenting with Justin Bieber at the Grammys: “He’s such a tiny little baby! I would’ve loved to push him around onstage in a carriage.” — Ke$ha (Maxim, March 2010)

“I actually don’t read anything, because I feel like the haters really like to hate out loud, [and] that people who love sometimes love quietly. So I don’t really listen or look at anything. [But] in general, f— the cynics. Go be cynical … I’m having a good time. Like, who would you rather hang out with? That cynical dude or, like, me with my laser beams?” — Ke$ha (MTV News)

“I think people can stand to take themselves just a little less seriously. I’m fighting the war against pretension.” — Ke$ha (Billboard)

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