This is the sure fire Cage Show 4 steps to follow just after he dumps you if you want to feel a thousand times better.

Step 1: Change your sheets – So you don’t smell that dirty rotten man skank smell.

Step 2: Hit the Gym, specifically do squats and work on that booty so when he sees the Facebook pics he chokes on his food.

Step 3: Delete everything on your computer and online that reminds you of his stupid face. BONUS: He will notice this also.

Step 4: Meet a British oil tycoon and have lot’s of babies. If oil tycoons are not available, his best friend John works.